40 Days and 40 Nights


One man is about to do the unthinkable. No sex. Whatsoever. For... 40 Days and 40 Nights

Drunken Master

SCORE:  6Beers

Shannyn Sossamon……I am your slave, command me, tell me what to do……You want your shoes polished, dry cleaning done, floors mopped, and your toenails groomed? She has this mole on the left side of her face, and normally I’d just stare at it and think…What the fuck is that bitch? However on her it looks righteous. Righteous……that seems to be an often used word for me….Anywho, this movie shows a Catholic boy who uses condoms, drinks, masturbates, goes through women like tissue paper and treats a Priest's vows even worse. A fine Christian movie per se……as long as you’re not in to following rules. But to ruin it, like the cover of the movie wouldn’t give you a clue he gets the girl. But the high jinks in-between are entertaining enough to make me want to say rent this MOTHER FUCKER! Excuse my foul mouth but in the word of my wife…..”GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK!”