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Charlie's Angels Full Throttle |
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This summer the angels are
back SCORE: 16
If I wanted to watch an
hour and a half of shitty music Videos I would have rented the Coolio
collection followed up with the Best of MC Hammer. GOD DAMN! How can
a sequel be a franchise killer like this shit heap. However in my
drunken mind I think I have learned the secret of why this fucking wad
of a movie sucked ass. We owe it all to Aaron Spelling. What? You
ask? He was a producer of the first movie as well as the TV series it
was based on....However he apparently had the wisdom to keep his name
off of Full Bottle (Wine that is), The action in this movie does what
the Matrix Reloaded does not while using the same techniques. These
scenes are beyond humanly or physically possible and I mean Physics.
Drew Barrymore in an early seen comes underneath a table like she's
doing the limbo without the line behind her. There are really too many
scenes that I could trash and normally I would invite you to witness
this movie however it would be too painful for a mortal to view and
live. That's why the media covered up the wagons carting out the few
poor souls who died while witnessing this horror. However if you REALLY
like music and want to see about 6 seconds of Mary Kate and Ashley then
by all means sign your Do not resuscitate form and pick this up off the
shelf at your local VHS/DVD rental chain. |
Beers