0 to 800,000 years in 1.2 seconds.
Plot: Right after getting engaged--I mean within
seconds--a clueless professor (Guy Pearce) is mugged and his fiancé
shot dead. The grief-stricken professor develops a time machine to
travel back in time and rectify the situation. When this doesn’t
produce the desired results, he spends the rest of the film gallivanting
all over future history. Eventually clueless professor ends up in
the remote future where he chats with Elric (Jeremy Irons), throws down
with a few cool-looking Morlocks, trashes his time machine for good, and
simmers down with a hot-looking aborigine babe. Fiancé?