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 Teenage life has
        never been darker...or funnier...  Drunken
      Master
 SCORE:  5  Beers 
        "It's a damn shame when
      someone throws away  a perfectly good white boy like that." 
      "Do you know what the street value of this mountain is"
      "This is Howard Cosell."  "The language lessons of
      love."  "I didn't ask for a dime......Two
      Dollars......cash."  Better off dead written by Savage Steve
      Holland is a righteous eighties flick.   At the beginning of
      John Cusack's film career, he was a player.  Oh the eighties brought
      us such joy, and of course fashion trauma.  However this was a flick
      that gave TV frozen dinners a good name, that and wives who can't cook. 
      But....as it stands........"EVERYBODY WANTS SOME,..........I WANT
      SOME TOO!"  Being Drunken Master sometimes has it's
      flaws.....well not really.  Being drunk gives me the excuse of
      beating the shit out of a friend and saying "oops".  Umm,
      this is another review where I really don't review the movie but just kind
      of ramble from subject to subject.  "and look.......Peru."
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