Deep Rising

Drunken Master

SCORE: 5 Beers

Way fucking up.

Treat Williams, need I say more. Does a lead actor's name jump out at you as much as his. He's got emotion, he's got range, he's got.....well let's keep it real fucking simple, he's a one trick pony. I've seen the shaite I've dropped in the toilet doing it's spins have more depth than this fucker's acting range. But I do not mean to take away from the PURE cheese of this movie. This here is a movie I can pop in any time and enjoy (with alcohol of course). There is nothing Excellent I can say about this movie, other than the fact that as a whole it is a pure cheese chewing satisfaction. Get your favorite beer mug frozen, pop the popcorn, and take a couple of shots before hand and you ladies and gentleman have a good hour and a half of cheesy entertainment.