E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
He is afraid. He is alone. He is three million light years from home.
Look at the dumb space monkey! How this move made as
much money as it did is beyond me. This film as aged very poorly. What a
piece of shit.
SCORE: 1½ Stars
Only seen it once. I tried to watch it again a few years ago--made it through ten minutes.
SCORE: 24 Beers
movie should offer a Keg party whenever it is shown. May God have mercy
on the Space monkey.