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The most magnificent
picture ever!
Drunken
Master
SCORE: 24
 Beers
 Fingers
flying like the American flag in a fucking hurricane. They don't fly much
faster.
Why'd the fuck I endure this shaite?
Cable plays a lot of shite.....One such state was the
fucking beating I took Saturday Night. I endured about 12 and a half
minutes of this fucking beating and I feel like 20 years have been taken
off my life. No more can I fondly remember Frankly my dear.... I must
fucking have my private organs removed one by fucking one because this
shit heat is allowed to fucking unabated with no commercial interludes to
dull it's painful lashes. Oh how I pain, I was witness to the first three
seconds of the whipping. Never again shall I be the same.......Please take
a gun, put it to my head and pull the fucking trigger. Humane treatment of
the tortured is the law.
Review #2
Bullet to the brain.....Shoot 'em in the face, cops
through a party......do you wanna die?.........You fuckin mutt.......
In plain words, execute my ass before I witness this farcical aquatic
ceremony again. This was painful, like getting a testical extracted while
not under the influence of drugs.....and then some. Oh my God, were human
beings allowed to act this bad and still get considered for awards. If
this is the case, I have a turd from about 2 years ago encased in a solid
bronze clasped Plexiglas case that highlights the alcoholic intake on a
night after eating crunchy peanut butter sandwiches for dinner that night.
Basically it's a jar of chunks and shit. But an award is still
appreciated. Thus Gone with the Wind.
 Darth
Buzz
SCORE: 5
If there were a movie that was the Bible for chick flicks,
this would be it. It's got loads of romance and such, and really in no way
appeals to me.
The best performance in Gone with the Wind comes from Hattie McDaniel
(Mammy) who won an Academy Award for best supporting actress, and for the
time period probably deserved it. The worst performance comes from Vivien
Leigh (Scarlett O'Hara) who gives an over the top performance that can
only be described as obnoxious. A close second for worst performance (only
second because of less screen time) comes from Butterfly McQueen (Prissy),
she should be shot for her performance. Overall most of the performances
were hammy by today's standards, but it was 1939 so I will cut them some
minor slack for that.
Again this is not my kind of film. It just kind of makes me itch thinking
about it. So I think I will end this review right here.
On an aside note I smell bullshit coming form Drunken Master. I know DM
and I think there is a snowball's chance in hell that he sat through ALL
of Gone with the Wind at anytime in his life. It just goes against the
core of his being. I'm sure he was shitfaced one night and fell asleep in
front of the tube and Gone with the Wind was on while he slept and that is
what he is calling a viewing.
 Jurassic
Mark
SCORE: 2
 Stars (12 Beers for DM)
Millions of men across the world agree with Drunken
Master's review of Gone with the Wind. I happen to be one of them. While
it is physiologically impossible that DM watched Gone With the Wind in its
entirety (trust me he was Gone with the "Wine"), I concur with his
opinion.
Vivien Leigh was one of the most annoying actresses ever to be
fully-clothed throughout an entire picture. As bad as she was in GWTW, she
was even worse in A Streetcar Named Desire. And, I don't buy into that
whole idea that she was "supposed" to be an annoying bitch. Show
me any 3
hour+ picture with a whinny, spoiled cunt and I need at least a twelve
pack to make it through.
Oh yeah, the movie had good cinematography.
AWARDS
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