The Ultimate Hard Drive
SCORE: 8 Beers
Look maggots and empire, I'am shitfaced. Thus a pre Drunken master review. And I am the light and the cure. At the moment I have gernil running up and down the hall in round sphere/ Vodka runs thicker than reality. Johny Mnemonic is the movie, and it is good. Anyone order a pizza? I sit back comparing this to my Demolition man review and I think.......Shite, am I concious....what does that spell. Ok, we have StarShiptroopers babe actining like she can act, we also have Ice Tea acting like he can rap.......or some such.....Alcohol is your friend. Ke-tah, Ke-tah..........................................................This is surreal. Can have a golf clap for my pure powerful review of this shit heap. Alcohol does the body good.
I've read a couple of William Gibson books (Neuromancer &
Idoru) and if I thought about what I would see if I went to a movie, based
on a Gibson book, it
wouldn't even come close to resembling Johnny Mnemonic. This film more than
anything for me was about expectations. I knew what to expect from that
kind of Sci-Fi but then before I even saw the film I knew that Keanu
Reeves, Ice-T, and Dolph Lundgren were in this film and quit honestly I
expected shit. Not surprisingly shit is exactly what I got, but the saving
grace of all this shit was that it was really funny shit.