Mortal Kombat


Kombat Begins


Drunken Master

SCORE: 7 Beers

All right gamers, and followers of the loyal DM fan club.  I know your a small contingent right now but building.  My ego builds more and more for every movie review I do, thus everyone should respond.  This shitpile is mainly a shitpile.  But if you want quality, don't make a movie based on a video game.  I ain't seen Tomb Raider yet, however I think it's gotta be better than this shaite.  Thumbs up?  Yes this movie gets a thumbs up based on the blonde in the leather outfit at the end and the fact that this movie (bar intelligence) is a fun watch.  The fight sequences and such are extreme fun, and I ain't one to knock pure cheese.