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      Kombat Begins 
        
       
      Drunken
      Master
      
 SCORE: 7 
       Beers
        
      
  
      All right gamers, and followers of the loyal DM fan club.  I know your a 
      small contingent right now but building.  My ego builds more and more for 
      every movie review I do, thus everyone should respond.  This shitpile is 
      mainly a shitpile.  But if you want quality, don't make a movie based on a 
      video game.  I ain't seen Tomb Raider yet, however I think it's gotta be 
      better than this shaite.  Thumbs up?  Yes this movie gets a thumbs up 
      based on the blonde in the leather outfit at the end and the fact that 
      this movie (bar intelligence) is a fun watch.  The fight sequences and 
      such are extreme fun, and I ain't one to knock pure cheese.
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