cocktails first. questions later.


Drunken Master

SCORE: 4 Beers

Man, you are so money....Ask for her digits. You have to act like you don't need it, then they give it for free. Heather Graham in all her glory needs to pad down and party with Drunken Master. It'd be like an Oscar party except without anybody recognizable to Hollywood. So mainly she'd just get shitfaced and dance like a uncoordinated paraplegic. Something like that, no offense towards offending parties intended. Jon favraue? Spelling impaired like me need to skip that step, can write a fucking script, can act out of a bullet proofed bag, and then deliver a fucking iron chefs delight. Can't wait to witness "MADE".