Trainspotting

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a starter home.
Choose dental insurance, leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose your future. But why would anyone want to do a thing like that?

Drunken Master

SCORE: 1 Beer

  Thumbs up like a Chinchilla high on Scamper Time.

To be honest this movie is really a Beers = 0 for me, it's just the damn plain fact that I like to drink that garners this flick a 1. Ewen McGregor, need I say fuckin' more. No....Well Shaiteheads, what about Robert Carlyle as Begbie. Talk about a fucking actor. Shaite.....talk about a fucking movie, this one is a winner all the way around, the cast, the dialog, the writing, the story. If Kelly MacDonald were in the need of a sperm donnar, I'd be the first in the Que. However kiddies, if you want to learn the realities of drug use, this is a good learner on how not to be stupid. Does a body good.

Jurassic Mark

Response to Drunken Master

Dear Drunken Master,

Nice review. However, your use of the word "Que" identifies you as a Euro-trash wannabe. Furthermore, your shorn scalp and your love of a woman who speaks Welsh further indicates that you wish you were an anarchist in the UK. If you want to walk the walk, you must talk the talk. 

The word "Que" is not capitalized unless you are using "Que" as an abbreviation for the country "Quebec." While your contextual use of the word is correct, "Que" is properly spelled "queue." Perhaps you should let "Third Day" edit your foreign film reviews.

Sincerely,

Jurassic Mark

PS. Get your fucking act together scrotum head. I have longer hairs hanging off the bottom of my balls.