Some original artwork by RC. (So you can get in
touch with the REAL Randolph Carter.)
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His continuing fascination with the Nazi Party.
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Oh my! Guess what he's sucking?
The latest Star Wars comments from RC.
I'm generally silent because I hate you fucking guys. Seriously, there's a
major generation gap happening here and it seems to be getting worse. All
this Star Wars force shit, working with fatties, and color scheme suggestions doesn't make a whole lot of sense to a man my age.
Auschwitz Lad*, go back to your work at Toys "R" Us, or wherever the hell it
is your employed, and leave me alone.
*Editor's Note:
Auschwitz Lad is another name for Drunken Master.
Here's an e-mail I (Darth Buzz) got from Randolph Carter
when he found out about the perks of working at Movie Pit.
I get my own office? Fuck me! I better start changing my
ways and reviewing everything I can. Holy shit, my own goddamned office.
I'll be reviewing a few just as soon as I finish bathing with Jesus. That
may take a while.
Yours truly,
Curry Carter
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